actualcanniboof:

I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE 

(Source: imhaunted, via w-anch0r)

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY

I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

(via weepingfandom)

lightspeedsound:

avante-gardeian:

squigglydigg:

notasamalander:

noxtheox:

Let’s get down to business.

To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures

and some facts and sums!

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought

but if you bet on this one too

Mister I’ll

make you a buck

or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon 

Business man!

With all the strength of a thriving market

Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary 

Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS

This guy’s got them scared to death

Hope he doesn’t see my assets 

Now I really wish I knew how to add! 

(via deewhydeetee)

timothydelaghetto:

WTF.. the Rock looks like a character out of a comic book, muscles I used to draw as a little kid and shit… CRAZY!

(Source: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)

eymeee:

will you be my alentine? ill give you the v later

(via natastictherock)

beneathwater:

how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him

(Source: martyseamusmcfly, via natastictherock)

letdownyourhairzel:

My Disney obsession. ♥ Check out the amazing artist! She is really talented!!

http://amymebberson.tumblr.com/

(via looovexoxo)

Mum, just because you don’t see me studying, doesn’t mean I don’t do it. You don’t have to personally see something for it to be true or to happen. Because on that principle, I’m still a virgin.

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

(Source: thesnowinthedarkness, via solitarysilhouette)

(Source: butthorn, via katasticthunder)

hagridtheminivan:

First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.

(Source: myvariousladyboners, via charleyjayde)

thecomedybureau:

This is a sound clip of the very funny Matt Champagne expertly dealing with a heckler, but also, in a greater sense, giving us a sort of PSA on why you shouldn’t heckle.

This is a video clip of the also very funny Nick Turner trying to deal with what appears to be a drugged up heckler that nearly turns into a brawl. 

In both situations, the audience becomes tense and the comedian becomes burdened with trying to ease the unforeseen tension in the room for the person who lives in whatever time period they thought talking during a live comedy show was OK. The fact that it happened and had to deal with it and got laughs really means they were derailed from doing something that was probably going to be much better and, more importantly, planned.

Heckling is not OK. It’s never OK in case you’ve been reading a certain article that’s floating around recently that says it might be OK if the comedian handles it expertly when “shit got real” that we won’t link to here.

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National Television Awards 2013

Best male drama performance : Colin Morgan

(Source: its-blee, via fyeahcolinmorgan)

youreawizardmerlin:

if I ever for some reason get the chance to interview bradley james I’m just going to ask completely irrelevant questions like what’s your favorite type of berry and do you know how to hula hoop and then sit back and try not to laugh as I watch him struggle to find a way to make it seem like bringing colin into his answers makes perfect sense

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