Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
We decided to give this game a go. We’re still regretting the decision, but in the end, it was fun.
this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.
y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
You have one year. Good luck
i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
when you get your period at school
Conceal don’t feel don’t let them know
Make one wrong move and then the blood will show
Let it flow, let it flow, can’t hold it back anymore
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
We decided to choke each other out for the first time (we are BJJ practioners) and film it! Neither of us expected the outcome to be this funny. Reblog, like, share :D