I HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY ONCE I LIKE SOMEONE OR THING I LITERALLY DO NOT SHUT UP OR STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM ITS REALLY EMBARRASSING BUT IM TOO BLINDED BY MY INFATUATION TO CARE
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY?
HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,
I’M FUCKING CRAZY
BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU
SO ROT THERE MAYBE
Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!
Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
make you a buck
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
With all the force of a great tycoon
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add!
WTF.. the Rock looks like a character out of a comic book, muscles I used to draw as a little kid and shit… CRAZY!
will you be my alentine? ill give you the v later
how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
My Disney obsession. ♥ Check out the amazing artist! She is really talented!!
Mum, just because you don’t see me studying, doesn’t mean I don’t do it. You don’t have to personally see something for it to be true or to happen. Because on that principle, I’m still a virgin.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
First, people say how so many actresses in Hollywood look anorexic, and now they are criticizing me for looking normal.
In both situations, the audience becomes tense and the comedian becomes burdened with trying to ease the unforeseen tension in the room for the person who lives in whatever time period they thought talking during a live comedy show was OK. The fact that it happened and had to deal with it and got laughs really means they were derailed from doing something that was probably going to be much better and, more importantly, planned.
Heckling is not OK. It’s never OK in case you’ve been reading a certain article that’s floating around recently that says it might be OK if the comedian handles it expertly when “shit got real” that we won’t link to here.
National Television Awards 2013
Best male drama performance : Colin Morgan
if I ever for some reason get the chance to interview bradley james I’m just going to ask completely irrelevant questions like what’s your favorite type of berry and do you know how to hula hoop and then sit back and try not to laugh as I watch him struggle to find a way to make it seem like bringing colin into his answers makes perfect sense